Alabama       
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Georgia
It is illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless the shades are down.

Idaho  
In Pocatello, "It is prohibited for pedestrians and motorists to display frowns, grimaces, scowls, threatening and glowering looks, gloomy and depressed facial appearances, generally all of which reflect unfavorably upon the city's reputation."

Kentucky 
An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."

Minnesota
Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus.

Missouri
In Merryville, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

New York
In New York City, "It is disorderly conduct for one man to greet another on the street by placing the end of his thumb against the tip of his nose, at the same time extending and wiggling the fingers of his hand."

Tennessee 
In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself; "a man must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists."

Washington
Seattle residents may not carry concealed weapons longer than six feet.

[Excerpted from Spy magazine by The Mouthpiece