Happy International Ninja Day, everyone! We've done some research and found some possible locations of where ninjas could secretly be housed and training in BisMan.

There's something about the skills of a ninja that are downright fascinating. They're sleek, they're stealthy, and we all kind of wish we possessed their skillset.

I don't personally know any ninjas, but what if there were some locations here is the Bismarck-Mandan area where they're hiding out secretly as they continuously hone their impeccable skills. What would it take for a facility to equip such training?

Let's look at a few possibilities in BisMan...

 

  • Sky Zone Trampoline Park

    This is probably the most obvious candidate. The wall-to-wall trampolines make for a perfect training facility. They can jump, they can flip, this could be perfect for developing their hand-eye coordination and attention to detail as they try to strategically maneuver through any given battle. This would probably be the first spot you would discover a ninja in BisMan, should they allow you to spot them out in the open.

  • Gold's Gym

    I happen to workout at Gold's Gym and if you've been there recently, you know they're working on some upgrading renovations. The upgrades make for a good distraction from where these ninjas are constantly coming to train. They also have several fitness classes that ninjas could be taking as well. Not only that, but the building is connected to a Petco. Is that not a perfect cover for a ninja training facility?

    "Is this where ninjas train, Bob?"

    "That's crazy talk, Jeff! It's connected to a pet store."

  • Anytime Fitness

    With three locations in the Bismarck-Mandan area, it gives the ninjas plenty of options to spread out. They're also open 24 hours. Who do you think is going there at 2 a.m. and 3 a.m. every night?

  • MDU Corporate Campus

    The MDU Corporate Campus on Century Ave in Bismarck is massive. Plenty of room for ninja activity in there. An energy company is a great cover for housing ninjas as well. Nobody would suspect it.

  • Third & Main Parking Garage - Bismarck

    If you're telling me you've never had the idea of wanting to do parkour at the Third & Main Parking Garage in Bismarck, then you're lying. You also have to pay after 2 a.m. Why would they make you pay at that time if ninjas aren't in there doing all sorts of cool ninja stuff?