Saw this story and it was simply too good NOT to share.  Police in Detroit that responded to a domestic disturbance call arrived at a house in Detroit to find a lady there with her "silent but deadly" man with her.

The police received a 911 call from a near by neighbor who reported hearing an argument and a woman repeatedly yelling "stop." When the police showed up, the lady explained that there was no violence and that she was simply yelling "stop" again and again at her boyfriend because he kept passing gas and stinking up their house. Cops found that the boyfriend had indeed did what the woman said and they turned-tail as left about as fast as they could.  Obviously you never wanna have this guy ask you to "pull his finger."   Run!!! (CBS-TV Detroit)