April Fool Jokes…..And JJ’s Story…YIKES!!
Here's are some of the oldest (and dumbest) April Fool's Day pranks. Perform them at your own risk:
Glue a quarter on the floor.
Tie someone's shoelaces together.
Turn on and crank up someone's car radio, wipers, and heat.
Set all clocks an hour ahead.
Put a rubber band on the sink sprayer.
Replace Oreo filling with toothpaste. Or use toothpaste as a frosting for cupcakes.
Remove the labels on all the canned goods in the house.
Make some pinholes in a plastic cup.
Sew the legs of someone's jeans shut.
Dog doo, a paper bag ... and matches.
Now I thought I'd share my "practical joke" story that happened to me when I was 17 and right out of high school. I was renting a tiny little house---so small the bedroom was the living room, and the door locked with a skeleton key. Anyway---one of my high school buddies--Mike---came into my unlocked house around 1230am and I had been asleep for around an hour---so i was in deep sleep. Mike comes in with 100 firecrackers and a fire extinguisher---he put the firecrackers under my beds, and lights them, when I am awakened by the firecrackers---then water from the fire extinguisher right in my face. My heart was beating so fast, and I couldn't get back to sleep that night. The kicker to the story---my buddy Mike wound up working for the F.B.I.---tracking down bad guys. That is a true story and I am sticking to it!!