Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
This Beer-Dispensing Chair Is Reason to Never Get Up Ever Again
This isn't so much cool as it is ice cold.
So, Louisiana Tech Football Had a Preposterous 3rd and 93
Second and short turned into third and loooooooong.
These Are the Ages Men and Women Are the Most Boring
You may think you're the life of the party, but you may actually be the death of it.
Cough Drop-Flavored Kit Kat Is Something That Exists (That Shouldn’t)
Hey, Kit Kat -- give us a break. Please.
Little League Team Consoles Opposing Pitcher Who Gave Up Winning Hit
This. This is what sports is all about.
Owl and Man Duke It Out in Fiercely Adorable Game of Tug of War
This rope's not big enough for the two of them.
Bold Tortoise Somehow Escapes From Zoo — Twice
We're not sure you can call this a fast getaway.
5 Surprising Reasons Mosquitoes May Bite You a Lot
Are you itching to figure out why mosquitoes love you?
Unhygienic Burglar Busted Because He Didn’t Flush the Toilet
This guy puts the "oops" in "poops."
Parents Discover 28-Year-Old Son Isn’t Theirs Because He’s Too Good Looking
He's definitely not a chip off the old block.