Most of the time, life is a drag. We mindlessly roll through our days, very rarely experiencing triumph.

 

If you're looking to change that -- and introduce some thrill of victory in your life -- here's a rundown of some easy competitions that you could actually win right now:

 

National Texting Championship -- The contest is held in New York and the grand prize is a whopping $50,000.

USA Rock, Paper, Scissors Championship -- The single-elimination tournament is held in Las Vegas and is actually covered by ESPN.

World Air Guitar World Championship -- Contestants fly to Finland, where they are judged on three criteria: technical merit, stage presence, and "airness." Seriously.