Finding Love In The Frozen Food Aisle
Even though online dating sites have made it possible to meet people without leaving the comfort of your own home, there's still something to be said for getting out there and approaching people face-to-face.
Singles know that a match can be made anywhere -- school, work, the gym, or ... the grocery store.
The challenge at the grocery store, of course, is that you have to figure out whether or not the person you're approaching is actually single.
Here's a way to figure out if a guy is single just by looking in his grocery cart:
One or two TV dinners: May be attached, but his wife or girlfriend could be away for a couple days.
Three or more TV dinners: Single
Cheap beer: College kid, probably single
A bunch of frozen pizzas: Single
Axe body spray: Single
Pack of Handi-Wipes: Married with kids
People magazine: Attached -- and his wife or girlfriend is in charge
Microwave burritos: Single
Thin milk carton: Single
Half-dozen eggs: Single