Guess I am lucky to be a guy---a quick shower, brush my teeth, a little gel or spray on the hair and I'm good to go.  But ladies----you know those mornings when you oversleep and can barely even brush your hair before getting out the door so you can get to work on time? Why is it on the days when you don't have time, or you choose not to, wear makeup these crazy things seem to happen? 


A George Clooney lookalike decides to sit next to you on a bus or where you're having your morning coffee

You run into your ex and his new girlfriend.

People repeatedly tell you "you look tired."

It's ID picture day at work.

A pimple decides to make an appearance around half way through the day.

The guy you like and want to get to know better texts you and invites you to drinks after work

Never fails, eh???