She's been divorced since 1987, a convicted felon, but can keep an immaculate house...hmm would you take a chance? 

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Martha Stewart seems to have everything she could ever want … except a partner.

Stewart revealed on the Today show that she’d be open to going on Match.com to find a potential mate.

So when the CEO of Match asked her what kind of person she’d want to be with, Stewart confided, "I'd like to have breakfast with somebody. I'd like to go to bed with somebody … Sleep with somebody." (Jezebel)

Maybe houseclean with somebody!?!?!?!?