Payback Pizza!?!?!?!

Do you think you received enough love as a child? Do you think you can put a monetary amount on how much your parents screwed you up?

Do you think they can make up withholding their love to you by giving you a pizza franchise?

Bernard Bey does!

The 36-year-old Bey was so upset with the lousy job his folks did raising him that he's suing them for $200,000 and also wants them to buy him a pizza chain.

In Mr. Bey's defense, he had to move into a shelter at the age of 16, because of the alleged emotional and physical abuse his parents left him with.

We get the money, but why the pizza places?

Well, Bey says it's so he has something to pass down to his kids and grandkids. (Observer.com)