Pick Up Lines Guys Should NEVER Use

Alrighty---a little something here from our Breakfast Table "Relationship Department."  I have a list of pick-up lines guaranteed NOT to work, but will really turn a woman off.  So--guys NEVER use these!!

#1)“It's a wonderful thing I brought my library card with me---because I am checking you out.”

#2)“You look really chilly. Want to use me as a quilt?”
 

#3)“You say don’t remember me?  That's because we’ve only met in my dreams.”
 

#4“If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”
 

#5)"My buddy over there wants to know if you think I'm cute."
 

#7)"It seems only thing your eyes haven't said is your name."
 

#8)"You're like going to Sam’s Club on a Saturday and I want all the samples." (BuzzFeed.com)