Terrible Car Names

Some people say that the car you drive reflects your personality.

But, but does the name of a car reflect the car's personality?

It's amazing that the greatest minds in manufacturing and marketing couldn't come up with better names for these cars:

Ford Probe -- It sounds a lot like what happens to people when they get abducted by aliens.

Suzuki Swift -- This car, with its three-cylinder engine, was anything but swift.

Chevrolet Celebrity -- No celebrity would ever be seen in a Chevrolet Celebrity. Ever.

Ford Aspire -- If you're driving an Aspire, you've got to be aspiring to drive pretty much anything else.

And of course the dreaded Yugo---they picked that name because of what happened when you drove one. You go push it----no YOU GO PUSH IT.....