The first weekend of April will be here before you know it.  So you might just be visiting your favorite pub here in Bismarck-Mandan. Unfortunately, you might encounter some annoying types, including:

Fuse

 

Mr. “I’m So Drunk and I Clearly Don’t Know It”

Mr. “If My Team Ain’t Doing Well, Then the Bar Ain’t Gonna Be Doin’ Well”

Mr. “Never Buys a Round”

Mr. “Every Night Is Fight Night”

Mr. “Here’s Your Shot That I Bought for You Whether You Asked for It or Not” (THIS IS THE ONE I PERSONALLY  HATE THE MOST)

Ms. “There’s No Way I’m Sleeping With You, but I’ll Give You Hope for Free Drinks” (Spike.com)