If you're going to be a crook, to start off, you must be lacking some brain cells. It's just not that smart to do stupid stuff. This is a prime example of stupid crooks.

Someone was in need of fuel in Australia, when they saw a tour bus and thought it would be a good idea to siphon a little bit of gasoline from the gas tank. Instead of sticking the hose in the fuel tank, they mistakenly siphoned poop out of the bus sewer tank. They got a mouth full of waste, or "poop" if you will!

A police spokesperson said, while they are looking for the offenders, they "have absolutely zero interest" in tracking down the stolen goods.

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Maybe word of "mouth" will help nab the poop thieves.

Stupid crooks, crime doesn't pay, and sometimes it stinks!