Thieves Try to Steal Gas From Bus, But Got a Mouth Full of Poop!

If you're going to be a crook, to start off, you must be lacking some brain cells. It's just not that smart to do stupid stuff. This is a prime example of stupid crooks.

Someone was in need of fuel in Australia, when they saw a tour bus and thought it would be a good idea to siphon a little bit of gasoline from the gas tank. Instead of sticking the hose in the fuel tank, they mistakenly siphoned poop out of the bus sewer tank. They got a mouth full of waste, or "poop" if you will!

A police spokesperson said, while they are looking for the offenders, they "have absolutely zero interest" in tracking down the stolen goods.

Maybe word of "mouth" will help nab the poop thieves.

Stupid crooks, crime doesn't pay, and sometimes it stinks!

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