Holiday time means party time -- and party time means a great chance to  mingle with new people. But a word to the wise -- if you're not good at meeting new people, avoid these cheesy pick-up lines at all costs...


I'm a love pirate, and I'm here for your booty!

Did you have Campbell's soup today? Because you're lookin' mmm mmm good!

If you were a booger I would pick you first.