It’s the day after Tax Day, so it’s as good a day as any to head to the bars and drink your sorrows away. But the names of our bars here in America aren’t nearly as cool as the pubs in England. Here’s a rundown of some of the weirdest British pub names:

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The Jolly Taxpayer

Bunch Of Carrots

Poosie Nansie's

The Swan With Two Necks

I Am The Only Running Footman

The Drunken Duck

The Gate Hangs Well

The Legend Of Oily Johnnies

My Father's Moustache

The Bucket Of Blood (BuzzFeed.com)