What if a ‘Cheetos Pizza’ Exists at Pizza Hut in Bismarck?
Today (Thursday, October 12), we witnessed two massive Cheetos trucks in the parking lot at Pizza Hut on N 12th St in Bismarck. Sure enough, we had to inquire about this scene.
Maybe some people would think, “It’s just a couple guys working for Frito-Lay and meeting up for lunch.” But honestly, it’s not so farfetched to think, “What if there was such a thing as a ‘Cheetos Pizza’ at Pizza Hut?” I decided to find out via a telephone call. The conversation went something like this.
Pizza Hut Employee: “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. Will this be for carryout or delivery?”
Me: “Actually, I’m not calling to place an order, but I do have a bizarre question that I hope you don’t get upset with.”
PHE: “No, go for it, I love bizarre questions.”
Me: “Earlier today, a co-worker and I were up in that area of Bismarck for lunch at a separate establishment (we went to Schlotzsky’s), and we happened to notice two massive Cheetos trucks in your parking lot, so we were wondering, do you guys, by chance, have some sort of ‘Cheetos Pizza’ coming out?”
PHE: “Dude, I wish! But no, I think those guys were making a delivery to Subway.”
Me: “Ah, that’s unfortunate.”
PHE: “Yeah, but now that you say that, it has me thinking…”
Me: “I personally think it would be amazing if that were the case.”
PHE: “Oh yea, I would love that, dude! That sounds awesome!”
Me: “Well, I appreciate you taking my bizarre question.”
PHE: “No problem, man. We should really look into that idea.”
Me: “Thanks for your time.”
PHE: “It was my pleasure, sir. Goodbye.”
If only someone would run with that idea, maybe we’d see a Cheetos Pizza pop-up in Bismarck. It was just over a year-ago that Pizza Hut began serving the Grilled-Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza. There have also been other fast-food mashups in recent history like Burger King’s Cheetos Chicken Fries and their Mac N’ Cheetos. Also, the Doritos Locos Taco at Taco Bell. Therefore, a Cheetos Pizza is not so farfetched. I mean, c’mon, you’ve put lots of crazier things on pizza before…***Cough*** Pineapple!