Who doesn't love a little Friday humor?

The Norwegian & the German

A Norwegian and a German entered a chocolate store.  As they were busy looking, the German stole 3 chocolate bars.

As they left the store, the German said to the Norwegian, "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can't beat that."

The Norwegian replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."

So they went to the counter and the Norwegian said to the shopkeeper, "Do you want to see magic?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Yes."

The Norwegian said, "Give me one chocolate bar."

The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.

The Norwegian asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.

The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?"

The Norwegian replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."

You just CAN'T beat a Norwegian!