Starving Guy Feasts on Buffet Exactly How You Wish You Could

This man is a buffet wizard.

Seriously, this guy is doing some master "buffeting" -- yes, we're making a verb to describe the act of taking advantage of all the food available at one's disposal in a manner that makes other people shake their heads.

He's helping himself to what looks like a completely appropriate amount of noodles when he flips the script with a move you probably didn't see coming.

Vegas better hope this guy and his ferocious appetite never step within city limits because he's going to buffet the city into bankruptcy.