I see this empty place all the time and the wheels keep turning in my head

I know you have seen it too, right across the street from Cash Wise, their south location - right on E Bismarck Expressway. It's huge, and the parking lot that awaits hopeful future visitors is quite vast as well.

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So I started thinking the other day as I passed by again, what may or may NOT work at this lonely place....you be the judge. Here are 5 ideas that might not work here:

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1) "The Pat Sajak Autograph Store"

Come on by and browse through the millions of autographs that game show host Pat Sajak has signed but nobody ever wanted them. Walk in empty-handed and leave the same way ( I wouldn't blame you )

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2) "Bismarck's Ice Angels"

Sure you might not go in until next summer, but just know you can always make an Ice Angel inside at one of the many indoor scenic spots and send a picture to your grandparents. How thoughtful right?

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3) "The Wonderful World Of Wadded Gum"

The perfect place to come to if you are feeling creative, bring the kids and get ready to play with, shape, and mold wads of saved gum ( from the streets of Bismarck/Mandan ) - For just $5.00 more you can take the gum home with you ( this fine work resembles Pat Sajak )

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4) "Lotsa Lefse"

Hey, are you in the mood for Lefse? I hear you. You'll have your choice of any kind of Lefse you can find 24/7. Make sure you take advantage of Happy Hour - Lefse beer and Lefse shooters half off!!!

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5) "Cat Counseling"

Having trouble lately bonding with your cat? Does your furry friend only pay attention to you when he or she is hungry? Well listen bring your cat in for some expert "Cat Counseling" - only the finest cat psychiatrists will be on hand - Please bring your own litter box.

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So there you have it, listen one of these ideas might hit it off big-time, AND there will be plenty of parking available for all when it does!


 

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