An all-black Christmas ornament kind of looks like a ticking time bomb

This is like giving Lewis Black comedy tickets as stocking stuffers.

You may have caught his stand-up act in Bismarck back in 2015. You may have seen him on stage as recently as 2019. Now, Black is back in 2023!

I can already feel my blood pressure rising.

Ticking time-bomb, comedian Lewis Black and his sledgehammer wit will hammer Bismarck audiences in February. If the name isn't familiar to you, then maybe you just don't like to laugh.  Or maybe you're 12 or under and can't hear anything adults are talking about.  Lewis Black is a Grammy Award-winning comedian who plays his own feelings like a symphony.  A symphony that's always brimming with outrage.

LEWIS BLACK WANTS...

PEOPLE TO START MAKING SENSE..

AND HE'S NOT SORRY IF HE HURTS YOUR FEELINGS!

Which is one of my favorite aspects of Lewis Black comedy. No one is safe.  In that respect, Lewis is a lot like another great comic mind George Carlin, you think he's going to be up on stage telling off everyone that you are frustrated with...

What? Lewis Black is frustrated with me?

That's right, there's probably a rant with your name on it as well. I started this story by claiming he's one of North Dakota's favorite stand-up comics. I assume he is...because he comes back every four years or so to see how we're doing.

He's sold out Carnegie Hall and the Lincoln Center plus an SRO run on Broadway...

Now Lewis Black is back at the Belle Mehus in Bismarck. If you know of somone that is dreaming of a Black Christmas, here's everything you need to know...

LEWIS BLACK: OFF THE RAILS

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 2023 | 7 P.M. DOORS | 8 P.M. SHOW | MATURE AUDIENCES

BELLE MEHUS AUDITORIUM | 201 North 6^th Street, Bismarck, ND 58501

Tickets are on sale now!

Reserved seating $39.50,  $59.50, and $79.50. Additional fees may apply.

Different things deliver Holiday joy for different people.  Me, I'd be pretty darn excited to have my stocking stuffed with Lewis Black tickets.  Except, I already got mine. So you best get yours before they're gone!