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Full disclosure, I don't mind Spam. Maybe once every couple of years. But it has to be fried.  I'm talking crispy-black kinda fried. I'm pretty sure I currently have a can in my cupboard that's been there from a previous decade. I'm also pretty sure IT DOESN'T HAVE FIGS IN IT!

Actually, who can actually be "pretty sure" what's actually in Spam?

Austin Minnesota's Spam brand will probably land another hit for the holidays with their new figgy pudding flavored Spam.  It follows the 2019 release of pumpkin spice Spam. Don't laugh, it sold out in about seven hours. So if you want your figgy pudding flavor Spam you best get online NOW at, or of course

The hosts of WUSA9 have a hard time wrapping their heads around it

From the WUSA9 YouTube channel

Like so many old-timey holiday dishes, figgy pudding has traditionally been made with suet. Sure beef fat isn't the first ingredient I'd consider for pudding, but who knew gelatin was made from cow parts?

Gelatin is made from animal collagen — a protein that makes up connective tissues, such as skin, tendons, ligaments, and bones. The hides and bones of certain animals — often cows and pigs — are boiled, dried, treated with a strong acid or base, and finally filtered until the collagen is extracted.

Look at it this way, now it's not only just your better-than-thou friends and family members who can whip up a snooty charcuterie board.  You, my friend, can now prepare one for the common people!

attachment-Web_2022_Figgy-Pudding-Charcuterie_1500 Spam dot com

Welcome to the high-class world, you've earned it!

With tongue-in-cheek and cans flying off the shelf, wrapped their new creation in holiday cheer! With a YouTube animation campaign.  Let's all enjoy "We Wish You A Figgy Christmas"!  It's cute and it's short.

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SPAM® Figgy Pudding brings a blend of warm spices and seasonal ingredients that will be the star in many wintertime recipe favorites. With notes of cinnamon and nutmeg combined with fig and orange flavors, you’ll taste true holiday comfort that will have you caroling all season long.

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